Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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