I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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