We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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