Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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