been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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