So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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