Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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