Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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