what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Sacagawea was the original milf.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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