One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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