but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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