do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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