THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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