Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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