You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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