I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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