Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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