Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
