Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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