hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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