I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i think my cat just said my name.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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