you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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