Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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