That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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