Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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