Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I want her autograph on my taint
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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