They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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