shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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