i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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