That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
how drunk are you?
Several
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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