Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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