Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
