My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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