The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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