After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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