eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My vagina just recognized that song.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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