is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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