dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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