therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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