He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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