I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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