I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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