she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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