pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
the raccoons are back...
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