Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
