Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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