Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
