I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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