plz talk dirty to me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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