Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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