He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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