He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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