The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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