As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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