I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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