i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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