He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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