Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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